enero 1

The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

The first of January is the day when anyone could seize power in Russia.

When will the photo report from January 25 from mandala hall be posted?

I walk in, so I’m in a reserved seat here and I understand that I’m not going home, but to Hogwarts

“it went in one ear, out the other”, “one leg here and the other there”, “I completely lost my head”

I got hungry and opened a beer. cooking is not that difficult

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

A deer came running into my yard. he stopped to look at the dog opposite. my cat stopped to look at the deer. I stopped to look at the cat. Wow.

- buy a whole cabbage on the way home - I kiss you too, how much cabbage should I buy? -kiss. -I kiss you too, but how much cabbage? -Moron, buy a whole cabbage! -aaaaa, I understand)) I kiss you! kiss. -moron.

The whole world is a theater, but you didn’t enter the theater school.