em nome de satanás
before you break an egg for scrambled eggs, say “I offer this innocent soul in the name of Satan” - it will count towards you in hell
2016 03 09 00:50
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
in 2012, a chicago resident bought a car for $600, registered it in the name of his ex-girlfriend (apparently, when he registered, they were still in a relationship), but after the breakup, he parked the car at o'hara airport, and she collected parking tickets for the total the amount of 105,761.80 dollars. moral: but there is none...
2016 05 22 08:06
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
everything that sailor moon did was done in the name of the moon!
2013 12 16 16:28
5
UKRAINE Vyshneve
VKontakte friends are a very strange thing, they seem to exist, but it’s also as if they are not there
2013 07 07 12:00
5
RUSSIA Gorodna
-Dear, how can we finally convince people of our inadequacy? - create and maintain an account on behalf of our three-month-old baby? -brilliantly!
2016 04 05 12:52
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
how many comments are left unwritten because of this bullshit?
2013 07 07 12:36
3
RUSSIA Kargapol'ye
-at the end of this book everyone will die. better let's go fuck. By the way, my name is Henry. -What? -Henry. in honor of my grandfather.
2014 07 17 10:36
11
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
Why do younger guys like me? because I'm kind, and children feel it... - stop this planet, I'll get off
2013 07 09 02:04
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RUSSIA Krasnokamensk
Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory
2015 03 08 07:35
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RUSSIA Taganrog