em algum lugar em um universo paralelo

somewhere in a parallel universe

the girl said she wanted to go to some expensive place, so I took her to a gas station

parallel universe

when you say “this is not a telephone conversation” somewhere an FSB agent is sad

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

“Somewhere a person is needed” - intrigue

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

and somewhere it’s London rain. until it hurt until I screamed, I said to Natasha: happy birthday vikal

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- sometimes when I see Chinese tourists somewhere, I think that they are inspecting their future possessions...