elias madeira

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

-el, I like your films. -I like yours too

Do you think Frodo really destroyed the ring?

don't water the flowers, they are punished!!!

The peculiarity of women's eyes is that they are able to see someone else's hair on your raincoat and do not notice a fire hydrant when parking.

if we made girls, they wouldn't break... (c) mercedes-benz

I bought a bunch of gold coins so I could jump into them like Scrooge McDuck

planning meetings would be more enjoyable if you could sit on them with a cigar and cognac and exclaim “what the hell!”