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“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

when you suddenly consider yourself a stupid degenerate, remember that there are women in the world who read wedding rap to their husbands at their weddings.

A woman's ideal husband: he earns a lot of money by spending all his time with her.

-Do you agree to take this man as your lawful husband? - yes, I agree, but as a friend.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

when the husband is a welder

What happens if a husband sees condoms in his wife’s bag? light reflected from the packaging of condoms, passing through the transparent cornea, first hits the elastic lens. the lens, deforming, focuses on the object, as a result of which a reduced and inverted image of condoms will be projected onto the retina. The retina itself is a layer of nerve cells. which are adjacent to the rod pigment cells (react quickly to light, but do not allow one to distinguish colors) and cones (react more slowly, but do allow one to distinguish colors). signals from nerve cells enter the brain, where they are analyzed. as a result, the husband understands that these are condoms, and not, for example, a hedgehog or a can of cola.