duerme un poco

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

in any unclear situation - just go to bed

proof that I'm a raccoon: 1. dark circles under my eyes; 2. does not sleep at night and wanders in search of food; 3. eats everything; 4. cute to look at, but can attack.

I'm a simple person, I see the dawn - I go to bed

I'm a simple man, I hear birds singing - I go to bed

an alarm clock that you have to hit to wake up. -I haven't slept for days

never use the toilet in your sleep, it's a trap

my parents at 25: - let's buy a house - come on, it's a great investment. Me at 25: if I sleep until noon, I won't have to pay for breakfast