duck

"squirrels. an easy test for whether you are a forester or a duck." -or an alcoholic

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."

screw up, yellow plastic duck hijackers!

sellers of socks dozvo lobi will be before February 23

-How was your day, guys? -Donald, what the fuck are we eating?

Do you remember there was such a Pokemon - Psyduck, who couldn’t do anything and had a constant headache. so, this is me.

you need to put death in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck, a duck in a hare, a hare in a chest, and can you put the chest under an oak tree, which is located on an island in the ocean?

-Will you go alone? It's so dark outside. -Nothing. I'll try not to scare anyone.

did you just realize that all ducks wear a dog mask