dj

It’s my fault for my permissive attitude towards hats

when they gave you an aux cable in the car

handjob pissing, asshole whore vagina, bitch fucking vagina, fart jerking off.

-sister, attach the cross. -We are losing him, bring the censer! -I introduce four cubes of holy water.

What happens if a husband sees condoms in his wife’s bag? light reflected from the packaging of condoms, passing through the transparent cornea, first hits the elastic lens. the lens, deforming, focuses on the object, as a result of which a reduced and inverted image of condoms will be projected onto the retina. The retina itself is a layer of nerve cells. which are adjacent to the rod pigment cells (react quickly to light, but do not allow one to distinguish colors) and cones (react more slowly, but do allow one to distinguish colors). signals from nerve cells enter the brain, where they are analyzed. as a result, the husband understands that these are condoms, and not, for example, a hedgehog or a can of cola.

dj gandon

that's who builds bridges

how to know if your heart has stopped: 1. you didn’t know each other until this summer; 2. you wandered around the world, land and water; 3. Quite by accident, you took tickets for adjacent seats at a high altitude.

will blow up any party

I bought a tail for my Halloween costume. but I just can’t figure out how it’s attached. maybe someone knows? -I have bad news for you