disney

Since childhood, Disney characters taught us to say hello to birds in the morning and just be beautiful, but now I fucking have to work.

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."

-Mom, I got on the wrong train, I don’t know how, but now I’m going to Paris in Disney Land, what should I do? help - have fun.