dios trabaja de maneras misteriosas

If God loves everyone equally, then why does someone have to go to work by 7?

the phrase “the ways of God are mysterious” sounds like “the administration is not responsible”

peace, labor, May | god, hell heaven | kvass, fruit drink, tea | oh, oh, oh

If there is no God, then whose jeans are these?

girls. oh my god oh my god!!!!!!!!!! I left beer in the entrance the day before yesterday... I went into the entrance before work and it was a little freezing... something was strumming!!!!! I finish my drink, and there’s a syringe... Lord, what’s the likelihood that I’ll get infected?

and God said to Noah - make a backup, I’ll format it

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.

"Boganette" - there is no God!