dientes de tom crucero

the girl said that I look a lot like Tom Cruise. but still refused to come to me. these women are weird...

silly dogs

nivea 9-in-1 shampoo, shower gel, liquid soap, scrub, dishwashing detergent, shaving foam, cake cream, toothpaste, shoe polish.

"Brushes should be changed every 3 months." I've had mine since 2010:

the tooth fairy is no longer the same

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

The tooth fairy was a little drunk last night