die gleichung

my imagination doesn't allow me to study properly

-Where do you live? - in the same place as the parents. -where do your parents live? -in the same place as me. -Where do you all live? - in the same place as before. -Where is your home? -opposite the neighbors' house. -Where is the neighbors house? -You won't believe it if I tell you. - speak! -opposite my house

he is not Dimon to me, he is not Dimon to me, he is not Dimon to me....

Nobody argues about tastes now; society has moved forward. and anyone with whom tastes do not coincide is automatically an asshole

- this is a lie detector. - I will ask simple questions, and you answer honestly.. - Do you understand? -Yes..

Friends moved to a private house with their cat Petrovich. in the morning they went out onto the porch and called the cat to feed. the neighbor was leaving his house at the same time, and they said hello. a couple of months later, a neighbor asked why the hell they call him every morning, say hello and go back home.

I agree to be your informer! and what will you tell us? homer simpson snitch

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

Then Harry Potter and all his wizard friends... ...went straight to hell for witchcraft!