de volta para o futuro

This year Nike will release sneakers like in the movie Back to the Future. with automatic lacing. -he's in a suit like they're fucking Ebola

just a reminder that this is how we will have to dress next year

sociologists have noticed that, having picked up a thread from the floor that the vacuum cleaner could not suck up, 2 out of 3 men throw it back to give the vacuum cleaner another chance.

Of course we're audio veterans, dammit. We survived the crazy frog. crazy froga, whore. back in childhood. This is fucking immunity for life

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

I'm sitting at the dentist. the phone rings. I see - my favorite. I asked the doctor to answer. He picks up the phone and calmly says: “Hello?” Sorry, her mouth is busy right now. When I finish, she will spit and call you back!

bitch, faithful!

Efim Schiffznegger goes back in time to kill the Armenians who created the comedy club.

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