dans un pincement

in a computer game this wall would break

where there is pleasure, there I am

in a casino they pray much more sincerely than in church

I was walking along the bank one day, and in the river a man who had run out of arguments in an argument was drowning. "stick to the spelling!" - I shout to him. barely saved...

in crowded but not mad

Thank you, brain, for offering killer arguments about 15 minutes after the argument.

in a hotel in England, a dude read 50 shades, and when he returned to his room, the maids fixed it for him

how to diversify relationships: in a quarrel, after each argument, say: “roundr”

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

-Look into my eyes, not at my chest. -and if I take out my dick, where will you look?