da vida de uma garota

-age is just a number. it does not determine a person's mind and his outlook on life. everything depends not on the years lived, but on the circumstances experienced in life. -young man, either show your passport or put the bottle in its place.

I'm already leaving! got ready and didn't go anywhere

in the event of a nuclear explosion, only life safety teachers will survive

don't make a woman angry

hits you once and you're paranoid for life

Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends

- Do you remember this morning I was running around the apartment shouting joyfully, hurray! I finally found the keys!!!? -Well, yes. -Didn’t you see where I put them after that?

I'm not smart, I'm experienced. If I were smart, I wouldn't be so experienced

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...