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employer: what are your strengths? me: attentiveness and caution. also me, filling out an important document: name: Pavel Ivanov

Lieutenant Daenerys, storm-born from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people. present your documents

sir, stop this matter

Have you seen a guy this tall?

There is no other way to check the documents of Lambo drivers

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

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