cuisson

To make cooking soup less boring, try feigning a villainous laugh every time you add an ingredient.

-I’m looking at culinary recipes) and you? - you watch this crap all the time, but you still haven’t learned how to cook)) - well, you watch porn too))) - I don’t understand - hahahahaha

prology subwoofers - lousy sound

-Expensive! what a delicious pie! -I bought it in the store. -Will you bake one yourself? -Of what? We have no monosodium glutamate, no e517, no e1452!

armor with a subwoofer so enemies can hear your mix better

the main ingredient of any dish is the girl who cooks it for you

"snake" dish. ingredients: mayonnaise; black pepper (peas) for decoration