cuir

-Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? -because they smell like a new car.

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

This is how it always happens, when you turn around on a leather sofa carelessly, it makes a terrible sound, and you turn around again, repeating this sound so that no one thinks that you farted.

the buns are baking

super egg

The main disadvantage of food is that it takes much longer to cook than it takes to eat...