cuando estás atrapado

They ask the sailor: - Was there a time when you were really scared? -We once transported a cargo - 10,000 dolls. and got caught in a storm. and when the ship tilted to the right, all these 10,000 dolls said in unison, “Mom!” This is where I screwed up...

when your cat is stuck in the wall and you throw ham at him

when you're late for your own terrorist attack

when you're drunk, you decide where the outlet is, not the other way around

When you are traveling on a trolleybus and you are late, the main thing is not to show that you are late, the trolleybus feels fear and goes slower

I wonder how a drunk gets up

childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you

drunk is when you feel super sophisticated, but you can’t say it