crimea is ours

-I'm leaving you. - No need, Masha. I can not live without you. -but Crimea is ours!

club of steel character "leaders of Crimea" is a bad font, in my opinion

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

You can hide the truth or traces of a crime, but the fact that someone ate an orange in the room is impossible.

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

give me your papers, take my poop

crime

a and b sat on the pipe. a killed, b killed, and killed. The pipe was dismantled and thrown into a landfill. the narrator was found in the car with his throat cut. Only you remained alive, the only witness to this terrible story. just for how long...

ideal crime