contrary to common sense

I propose adding the phrase “contrary to common sense” before all news from the State Duma. contrary to common sense, the Duma adopted/considered...

Contrary to advertising, children are still the best dishwashing detergent

contrary to all the laws of physics, the heavier it is, the easier it is to handle

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

-Damn, I was scared when the witch appeared in the mirror. - I screamed on the contrary. -Aren’t you afraid of what’s going on in Russia? and some bullshit scares you. nonentities