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-but my mother forbade me to touch the jam! -Mom is not the law! I am the law!

my name is Margarita. I am 30 years old. I'm a pastry chef, I'm sick of gingerbread and I want whip

she is with me, carbon fiber. so cool the fucking. I consider its usefulness.

mortification

I propose adding the phrase “contrary to common sense” before all news from the State Duma. contrary to common sense, the Duma adopted/considered...

overdose

I quarreled with my wife - I opened the refrigerator, tightened all the lids on the jars tightly: let the first one go make up.

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

and you are funny! sopul I will eat you last!

yes, I’m not like everyone else, I sympathize with animals more than people and I consider this a positive trait of my personality