colgado

cooked....compote....asked my husband....to strain it......from the berries......this shot.. took out a colander......drained the compote into the sink ......and stands.....thinks...)))))))

-Let's go pick up the chicks.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

something tells me this is a crappy pharmacy

-I want to hang myself!!! -If you're going to rub the rope with soap, take Dove. it consists of a quarter moisturizer and does not dry out the skin.

when you realize that in two weeks the end of the year and exams

normal people see a jump, but I see hanged ballerinas