coche de policía

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

our cops won't fit into this

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

someday they will stop installing monitors in the “pumping car”, but that’s another story

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

niggas took over your car: expectation, reality

Trudovik's car

you need to put death in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck, a duck in a hare, a hare in a chest, and can you put the chest under an oak tree, which is located on an island in the ocean?

car service, the client looks at the bill: what kind of item is that “for a ride” 10,000 rubles? master: - it didn’t work. cross it out.

never mind