ciudad de noche

- good evening, is this a secret club for those over 20? -big city life. -mi thraiftu get bye. -prishinari sop tu ma tsol har mi tray

New York at night looks like an electronic circuit board

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."

this kindergarten needs a new hero

honorary citizens of the city of Kursk

Only a miracle like this can rid the city of traffic jams

when the chicks find out that I'm in town

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.