chris roche

if women ruled the world there would be no wars... just a lot of countries not talking to each other

Fuck you bitch, for Christ's sake take it off.

what time is it now? half past six in Christ

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

knock on the door.. - hello, I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ. I'd like to talk to you about it. -yeah, wait a minute... what the hell have you done again?