chauve souris

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

heroes among us

Batman, returning from grandma

“there are 492 billionaires in the USA and no one thought of becoming Batman” - because they are all better suited for the role of a penguin

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."

A millionaire from Maryland dresses up as Batman in his free time and visits children in hospitals.

this kindergarten needs a new hero

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”