chase

-chase the zebra! -They catch up faster.

-chase the zebra! -they catch up faster

bitch bitch bitch

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

heat fucked

I left my phone in a restaurant today, no one even noticed it