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what's going on in this fucking wheat field

I haven't seen my boyfriend for over a week.. - I have absolutely nothing to do with this

reverse side of "field of miracles"

didn’t go on the computer, had to read it

when you won a super game

Pepsi developed force field technology

Will you guess by letters? or will you name the whole word at once? "whore"

a friend decided to talk about our future. spent an hour talking about teleportation, lasers and force fields. Later it turned out that I did not understand the question.

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...