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-Nadya, listen, you are my fourth girlfriend... and one of my exes is also Nadya. - cool for her, yes)) - so, in this regard, I have a question, can I call you “episode 4. new hope”?

The word "sport" is used in the same way as the word "niger" all gamers can call each other toughs, but others are not allowed, because we are offended

what would the Indians call you?

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

Is it possible to call cat food something more modest? why does my cat eat rabbit stew in cream sauce, and I eat pasta with sausage?

-Doc, I think I'm going crazy. -Did you just call me Doc? -It looks like the patient is having recursive hallucinations again. -I suggest electric shock or lobotomy