chamán de los libros

-Dad, sing me a song of your generation. -Hm. look around, look back, the spirits want to contact you, the world is not what it seems...

The word "sport" is used in the same way as the word "niger" all gamers can call each other toughs, but others are not allowed, because we are offended

and don't call me again bitch

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

I often think what could have happened today if I had started the day not with coffee, but with champagne.

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

do I ask too much from this life?