cesto de la ropa

Santa Claus doesn't give a damn; whatever he finds, he'll give it to you!

anti-dakseys cut out the photo of the hand and put it next to the photo with duckface, if you did everything correctly, you should get something like this (or better):

moved out from my parents

sometimes you think: everything will be cool, but it turns out to be crap. and sometimes you think: this is going to be crap, and it’s like looking into the water!

something depressed

-Oh, the salt has crumbled - this means a quarrel. -maybe it will work out? - no, dear. I'm already tuned in

ate food out of containers before it became mainstream

you listen to any woman’s story for hours, and then add: you simply didn’t have a normal man. and that's all. You are right. you're on a horse.