cerdito

I’m walking through the fair, and then my mother says to her son (he’s 4 years old), “Son, look! Piggy is smiling at you.” and there..

piglet! shoot already...

-Shoot, piglet! Why the fuck does it shoot a cork? Why did you bring a toy gun, pig? -fuck. If this gun is a toy, what kind of gun did I give to Cobain???