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how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

"transformers prime walk" is the best! downloaded, launched. At first I heard a slight crack and noise. then the screen flashed and blinded me. When I rubbed my eyes, I saw how the Sony inscription folded into the Autobot icon. After that, the phone began to vibrate and turned over to the screen and began to shine a flash into the sky (probably calling the others). While I was finishing my will, a screw flew into me and I saw my Xperia Z transform into an Autobot. as soon as he took on the appearance of a robot, he fucked the cat and said that I was the chosen one. Now we’re sitting with him drinking tea and waiting for Megan Fox

-Where do you see yourself in 5 years? -I was blinded by brilliant prospects.

heroes among us

The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.