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What if Edvard Munch tried to draw a dog with long ears, but he was a bad artist, and all the people were delighted with his painting, and he just didn’t object? Well, now I can't unsee it...

attention. this guy was supposed to buy our washing machine for 15,000 rubles. he wanted to see her at work first, and asked her to load her things for washing. after the washing was finished, he said: let me go get the money, got into the car and left with clean clothes.

Sometimes my daughter’s classmates come to visit me and say they want to play on the console. Like any father, I, of course, am a little nervous: you understand, they are 13, hormones can even break my console...

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

before you break an egg for scrambled eggs, say “I offer this innocent soul in the name of Satan” - it will count towards you in hell

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