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House on wheels. house on wheels

I saw a house on wheels. couldn't decide whether to rob or steal

-maaaam, throw off the sword!

that's right, there was a spider

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.

"I'm going to school at my parents' place. Just 3a 100 rubles call!!!" -What do you know about entrepreneurship?

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

this is your home, Seryozha