carta ao papai noel

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS

Hello Dedushka Moroz! I may have spelled the word porsche wrong last year..

I asked the guy to buy a trainer

Santa Claus, give me a GAY DADDY

Military registration and enlistment offices would save themselves a lot of problems if they sent summons to the army under the guise of letters from Hogwarts

I’ll tell the guy that I went to bed, and I’ll text someone else to come and fuck me like the last whore

my face when a beautiful girl sat next to me on the bus

how strange