cacau

chocolate is extracted from cocoa beans. beans are vegetables. sugar - from sugar beets. beets are a vegetable. So, chocolate is also a vegetable, and vegetables are good for health! checkmate!

I’ll go and make some cocoa... my girl, people don’t talk about such things out loud.

-Where is the tea? -how helpless you are, tea in the medicine cabinet, in a cocoa can with a “salt” sticker

- We analyzed your stool... - Mmm, so delicious! -Shut up, Mike!

what is it like to be a drug addict? not “what is it like”, but “cocoa”

Rule No. 1 when walking through abandoned and dark places, the main thing is not to step in poop

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

I pooped

I'm out hunting, hang on chicks ;) - girls, be careful!