proof that I'm a raccoon: 1. dark circles under my eyes; 2. does not sleep at night and wanders in search of food; 3. eats everything; 4. cute to look at, but can attack.
-Mom, look, I made a circle on the floor, and our cat walked into it and is sitting. cool, mom? - Wonderful, son, what else can you please your mother at 30 years old?