bußgeld

-If I lit a cigarette near your pussy, I would be fined 1500 rubles. -Why? -You cannot smoke in a public place. -fuck you

When did you get a speeding fine?

-Now it will hurt a little. -Fine. -it’s already mid-July

-Hello. How is it on the personal front? -Fine. The cat gave birth again.

A man walks into a bar: - as always to me! -Fine. security, take this idiot out!

I guess I'll sit here. fine

The husband was stopped by traffic cops for exceeding the limit, the husband said: excuse me, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said the wife brought her lover (of course this didn’t happen, he just excused himself), they immediately let him go, they didn’t even check the documents: drive faster, hit them there. I had a similar situation, I was stopped for speeding, I remembered my husband’s story, I said: please let me go, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said my husband brought his mistress home. so these bastards checked the documents, and ctpaxobky, and measured the tint, and give them a fire extinguisher, and a full search of the car with witnesses, it took 3 hours to fill out the fine report! This is fucking male solidarity!