bruder 2

my 1 year old brother cried for 20 minutes because our parents didn't invite him to their wedding 19 years ago.

Pickup lesson from Danila: "come on, what are you..."

my brother made this for me, he is 25 years old

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

-where are you now? - from my brother. "brother Anastasia"