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The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.

-Today we will again look at button accordions from the Internet. - glasses nnnada? -ahahahahhaah fucking. -let's just applaud

I need a mug like this

Need more gold

-Mom, I have appendicitis, I need urgent surgery. -Okay, we’ll do it now, but it will be like a birthday party.

this kindergarten needs a new hero

Why do I need a soulmate when I have a split personality?

football team RUB 575,000 I'm selling a football team. very good players, they know how to handle the ball. reason for selling, urgently need money

- and which one do you want? -red BMW convertible. -Well, what do they say? - They said no one would buy a kidney so quickly. -call another hospital. I urgently need

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...