bouteille de rhum

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

My boyfriend forbids me to throw away the bottle caps he has. When asked why he needs them, he either avoids answering or says that he will need them “when it starts.” What is he even talking about?

after a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into an information leak

-give me a bottle of whiskey. -with myself? - no, without you.

when you realize that it was not in vain that you drank for so many years

life hack - open a beer bottle with a “seat belt” when you’re driving

if a man says he can drink a bottle of whiskey, then a man can drink a bottle of whiskey. men don't joke about stuff like that

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

while you wait for your girlfriend