boulon

weather bolt: the bolt is wet - it’s raining; the bolt is dry - no rain; the bolt casts a shadow - clear; the bolt is not visible - fog; the bolt swings - windy; bolt in white - snow; the bolt moves up and down - an earthquake; no bolt - data update.

from a man’s point of view: screw, bolt, wood screw, self-tapping screw, nut. from a woman's point of view: cog, cog, cog, cog, cog.

no one will be saved if Usain Bolt becomes a zombie

cufflinks for real men

I just imagine that the other runners are big spiders and that makes me run even faster. © usain bolt

the pause button creates persistence

The pimples on my face form constellations. -why don’t you have a boyfriend? Blame the stars.

doorknob that shows who is behind the door

If you don’t button the top three buttons on your blouse, you don’t have to paint your eyes.

me: disgusting day, it couldn't be worse. -the doorknob about to catch on my pocket: you rejoice early, darling