boules de neige

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

I'm catching, I'm catching!

- I’m fat: (((((( -come on, you’re beautiful)) - you’re a cutie, it’s a pity that there probably won’t be any guys like him left soon (( - no, pussy balls will never die out))

I rarely dance

this spider has balls of steel

-Have you seen how long my finger is? -seriously? Fucking hell, have you seen my balls?! - Kolya, that’s enough, let’s go.

how to decorate a Christmas tree with 2 balls

Actively looking

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!