This tree was installed in Paris before Christmas. Doesn't remind you of anything? -oooh, bath plug. at least my ex had one in her bathroom. and not alone.
-Shoot, piglet! Why the fuck does it shoot a cork? Why did you bring a toy gun, pig? -fuck. If this gun is a toy, what kind of gun did I give to Cobain???
My boyfriend forbids me to throw away the bottle caps he has. When asked why he needs them, he either avoids answering or says that he will need them “when it starts.” What is he even talking about?