borsch

borscht as an art direction

I over-salted the borscht

-waiter! Why are there apples floating in my borscht? -sorry, but you are in Poland

to find out if the borscht is salted. you need to lower two electrodes into it and run a current through them. If there is a smell of chlorine, salt it.

marriage causes borscht

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

-Do you want me in the evening? -No. -Do you want borscht? -Yes. -Do you feel the connection?

-Darling, I'm crazy. - borscht in the refrigerator, on the table. - borscht on the floor, on the ceiling. -kiss. your borscht

kitchen, kitchen, baby I'll eat borscht even when I'm in heaven

dipped in borscht