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The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

It has been scientifically proven that if you follow something for 21 days in a row, it becomes a habit. You just need to hold out for 21 days and then it will be easier. -I went on a drinking binge once

Meanwhile, autumn depression turns... autumn depression turns into an elegant winter binge

I don’t like rubber, it doesn’t feel the same...

I spent my entire childhood searching for a jumper

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

-Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? -because they smell like a new car.

I've never seen so much trust in one photo

childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did except you