bomb

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? don't be stupid. feminists can't change anything.

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

wanted equality? well now fuck off defuse that bomb

5 years - I want to become an astronaut. 8 years old - I want to become a firefighter. 13 years old - I want to become a football player. now - fuck. give me some work!

what do people think when they see a flickering light bulb: 1% - problems with electricity; 99% are demons, ghosts, fucked up.

why doesn't he call me :((

will this be considered a sin? so here's the question. Well, for example, we have holy water. that is, n2o. If we decompose it into its components by electrolysis, will we get holy hydrogen and holy oxygen? If so, is it then possible to obtain holy plutonium using nuclear fusion and make a holy atomic bomb? and if we destroy someone by this deed, will it be considered a sin? holy bomb.

collects water