bekanntes lied

This is what I look like when I thought I heard a familiar song in a public place

An acquaintance went to France to Disneyland. On a roller coaster, he saw that before the children set off, they shouted "papista - fali." I asked the controller what are these children shouting? - yes, a Russian used to work here - every time he pulled the lever, he shouted: “pa-piz-dova-a-li.”

- I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I eat healthy food, and I go to the gym. -disgusting

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

Mars, the only known planet entirely inhabited by robots (about 7)

no one rejoices more than a person who finds an acquaintance at the beginning of a very long line

It is known that all electronic equipment runs on white smoke. as soon as the smoke comes out, the equipment stops working

Oleg Gazmanov named his son after the video card.

It is well known that before inserting a flash drive, you need to turn it over three times. This is due to the fact that the flash drive has three states: connector down, connector up, superposition. Until you observe the connector, it will be in a state of superposition. therefore, the flash drive will not be inserted until the connector is looked at. rare exceptions are explained by the effect of the connector tunneling through the potential barrier of the housing.